Monkey Business

Anyone that believes in God and has any level of intelligence knows that the theory of evolution is absolutely absurd and an insult to anyone’s intelligence. Man was formed from the dust of the earth, and made in the image and likeness of God. The notion that we “evolved” from apes is the most ridiculous theory ever known to man.  I would like to share with you a very humorous poem that talks about the theory of evolution from a monkey’s point of view.  I do not know who the author of this poem is, but it is a very funny look at the theory of evolution.  

The monkeys one day had a big jamboree.                                             

Their leader sat up in a tall palm tree,

and said with a chuckle ” My good fellow monk,

if you want a good laugh, Give ear to this junk!


The teachers of men, in a place they call school,

are training each youngster to grow up a fool.

The kids all run wild and never get spanked.

If our babies did that their tail would be yanked!

No well mannered monkey dictates to his teacher,

beats up the policeman or shoots at the Preacher;                                                                                                                                     

poisons the baby, or kills with a gun

and then laughs and says ‘We’re just havin’ fun.”


Monkeys, my friends have respect for each other.

We hand out no sass to our father or mother.

The picture I’ve painted, you’ll agree is quite sad,

but listen my brothers, for I’m boiling mad!

For here’s what they’re taught….that miserable flunky,

that the creature called Man was at one time a monkey!

An ape, just like us, and what’s more, if you please,

he claims that at one time, he swung through the trees.

Now, fellows monkeys, I think this is going to far.                                                                                                          

We don’t envy their wealth, their home or their car.                                                                                                     

But, when they’ll spread such a horrible rumor,                                                                                                            

it’s time for all monkeys to lose their good humor!

Animals Chimpanzees_Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

So come, you must help us prepare a big sign,

protesting that man’s no descendant of mine!

If evolution be true, then boys, we are sunk;

for I’d rather be father to a weasel or skunk.”

Author unknown

Thanks for reading!

Until Next Time,


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